Your challenge gives me interesting ideas for new T.V. game shows.

The underlying problem is that Christians read a Bible that isn’t there.

There is no concept of “morality” in the Bible, for example. There’s no word for it, no allowance for it as a theological idea. Morality is shifting systems of cultural expectations, that’s all.

Also, to be “unnatural” is the point of spiritual activity. The Jesus follower is “contrary to nature” as in Romans 11:24. The teachings are meant to transform one into a divine being, i.e. outside nature.

That is done through love in Jesus’ example (John 13:34). It has nothing to do with sex and gender. There is no concept of gender in NT teachings (Gal 3:28). Becoming ‘children of God’, the human is lifted into a divine state that is understood as male-female (cf. Gen 1:27).