I invite you to examine the assumptions you import into every item here. You say of marriage ceremonies: " If performed for Christians or Jews, it is a holy ceremony. "
Where is Jewish marriage ever described as a "holy ceremony"? It's seen throughout the Bible as a transfer of property via contract, often for money. Polygamy was legal. No priests were ever involved.
With the "Heaven" talk, there's terms and references you're not dealing with. What is the "Kingdom"? It seems to take place on Earth, or to involve a merging of Heaven and Earth (cf. Eph 1:9-10).
Jesus is said to be returning to Earth, as in Acts 3:21, "until the time comes for God to restore everything, as he promised long ago through his holy prophets."
So that isn't the Christian "going to Heaven to be with Jesus forever" talk. The New Testament idea seems to be the "new Heavens and the new Earth" of 2 Peter 3:10-13 (cf. Rom 8:19-23 etc). A redemption or restoration of the earth seems to be discussed, not *leaving* the earth.
All I was saying in my article is that "going to Heaven forever" is not a biblical idea, and for all your parsing of a few references by Jesus, he never says what you want him to say. You might read the study I cited, J. Richard Middleton's A New Heaven and a New Earth. It elaborated a thesis begun in this article: